GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta discuss about the true scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more than just observing. It's a whole thing. You got your regular match, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! One time when that winger went soaring into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a movie s